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allyson-wonderlnd:

What I love about Deadpool is that he’s got 2 attractive woman on his side and he’s more excited about Waldo. I love accurate cosplay.

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jaclcfrost:

living in a small town is wonderful

  • are there a lot of modes of transportation? nope! you either drive or you’re out of luck basically
  • are there a lot of job opportunities? no! of course not
  • are there things to do? hang out at the grocery store or go to the only movie theater the town has!
  • are the people nice? of course not! not at all!
  • are you close to anything interesting? nope! everything interesting happens hours away and you’re stuck in the middle of nowhere

heliolisk:

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thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

I hope when I die people remember me by this one post alone

vanconcastiel:

gothamsnexttoprobin:

charmancler:

there are 2 sexes but a lot of genders. when a child is born, you have to take care of them as the sex they are because they are uncapable of understanding the difference between all the gender identities. it’s not trans*phobic or cissexist it’s literally giving the child proper care

THANK YOU

THANK. YOU.

(Source: foodvacuum)

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butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.

(Source: octopussoir-)